Coronavirus, China Virus, Wuhan Virus, COVID-19, etc…

I don’t know about all you humans out there but this monkey is confused as hell over all this Corona mess going on.

While I don’t deny the fact that the virus is real and taking a serious toll on you humans I am confused on many things. What’s that you ask? Well, I’ll tell ya.

I remember not too long ago the media was telling the public that masks didn’t work and there was no reason for you humans to wear them out in public because the masks didn’t protect against the virus. However, the next day the big news story was about how bad healthcare workers needed the same kind of masks to protect them from the virus while working in infected areas and working with infected humans.

So which is it? Do the masks work or do they not work?

I’ve seen sensationalized headlines and reporting to the level that I’ve never seen before. Daily, mostly at the begining, it was like hourly we got a running total of how many cases were confirmed and how many humans had died. Seldom did we see or hear reports of how many people had fully recovered or had no symptoms or very mild symptoms much like a cold.

I wonder just how long COVID-19 has actually be in the USA. The reason I wonder that is the fact that I’ve lost a few “real-world” friends over the last few months which were attributed to flu-like sickness or assumed flu-related breathing issues. I wonder if they died of COVID-19 back then.

I wonder if the flu statistics for this season will drop dramatically since so many infections and deaths will now be attributed to COVID-19.

I wonder just how many human lives will be lost before more people take social distancing more seriously.

I wonder how many people that have been laid off from work and are now partying like it’s 1999 (buying beer, liquor, steaks and charcoal) will be whining about not having money to pay the rent, make a car payment or even buy groceries in one, two or three weeks from now.

See… some people ignore the social distancing guidelines and risk getting infected and passing the infection along to their friends and family. This practice will make the shut down last longer and longer and it won’t be Trump’s fault. It will be your own fault. Stay at home people, STAY AT HOME!

I wonder if we will have a regular COVID-19 season much like we have a regular Flu season.

I wonder why some of you humans are so stupid and defiant when it come to keeping your distance from others and staying at home for two weeks.

You folks should be living like everyone has the virus and you don’t want to contract it. Instead you act like you’re all special and think that ole Corona won’t jump into your lungs. You are a fool.

I had a coworker tell me not long ago that the Bible says, “No weapon formed against ye shall prosper.” I said, “Yep!” and the Bible also says, “Tempt not the Lord thy God.”

Personally, I think that the media thought that this crisis, if hyped up enough, would be the thing that would finally stop the Trump Train, since all that Russia, Russia, Russia…Quid Pro Quo and impeach, impeach, impeach strategy failed.

In my opinion…everything that the liberal left has attempted to do in their efforts to remove Trump from office or prevent him from winning re-election have and will continue to FAIL.

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